im random as hell. please know that. i have a crude and cynical sense of humor. i live off sarcasm. im an artist and bad writer, so be ready for off the wall ideas and rants. no topic is off limits. I love music and movies. lets pack lunch get lost in the woods with a camera and see what happens. maybe go urban exploring, pick a skyscraper, race to the top and see what being on top of the world feels like. whats life without risk. want to anything about me, just ask, dont be shy.

My Ideal Person a girl willing to hold up a bank, (in a civil manner of course) then go at it like rabits in the backseat of the getaway car on top of millions of dollars. hopping the channel 5 news lady is getting off to it in the news chopper.

and if your not ready for all that. then just have a sense of humor. i dont care how "hot" the guys at the bar think your fake nasty tits and orange snake skin is, if you dont have a brain, you dont have much.

no fake an bake
remember, if their fake, their not boobs, their lies
any takers?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
the specials, manchester orchestra, the bravery, brand
new, arcade fire

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, An airplane, A dark back alley, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Fetishes, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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