Sexy, friendly, sarcastic, attractive, high drive, DDF, HWP couple seeks similar. Sex with one another is fun af. It’s always spectacular, and we hope we can get a couple or single that can keep up. Couples, single women, and single men only. No cheaters, no cross dressers, no people out of our age range, no people old enough to be our parents, and definitely no people from nowhere near us. Our marriage is overwhelmingly stable. No bs or any other issues here. We can take it or leave it with this lifestyle. All we ask is that you give us incentive to meeting and sharing one another. Sex life is spectacular already, so no need for people to contact us bragging about what they can do. You haven’t met us, apparently. I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but if the videos I’ve watched on here are any indication of y’all’s sex skills, it’s a wonder you get any at all. Seriously. We have busy lives. Our only possible NIGHTS to play are Fridays and Saturdays. That’s it! We always get moronic guys acting like we can just drop what we’re doing on a school night to drive to Spring and play, or they think they’ll drive here. Don’t you have lives? lol. We don’t operate that way. We always meet first over dinner and chat, get a feel for you, and reach a decision after the end of the evening. I know that a fair amount of you, especially men, have no morals, no standards, but we don’t just hook up. After we meet, we have to evaluate you, and maybe schedule something for the next evening the next day, or we need to schedule for some other time. We’re not sorry for this personal policy, and don’t care if you don’t like it. Abide by our rules, and we’ll abide by yours. We do not have time or interest in people from out of town, people who are rude and boastful, people who have no courtesy, class, or brains. We’re also not interested in endless conversations. I can tell within a few emails if this is going nowhere. Stupidity is unacceptable. I’m being upfront because this stuff is what we normally deal with on here. We are not at your disposal. Shoot us an email if interested. We’ll send one back to you if we like what we read and see in your profile.

My Ideal Person Everyone who hits us up is required to have class, common sense, a great sense of humor, have experience, be able to seal the deal, and it is imperative that you’re not physically ugly. Be physically compatible with us.

Couples, women and men. Only single singles will be considered. No travelers, new people in town, no folks who live nowhere near us, no one under 35, nobody old enough to be our parents, and no jackasses.