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From A Mother With Love 3/15/2008 Dear , I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your ho 0 Comments, 166 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Doctors Know Best 3/15/2008 After having their 11th , an Alabama couple decided that was enough so the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more . The doctor told him that t 0 Comments, 156 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Delicate Condition 3/15/2008 A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "I have a problem with my dick!" The lady at the counter says, "Sir, we do not say words like that at the doctors office! Now leave and come back and repla 0 Comments, 121 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Top Ten Quotes on Marriage 3/15/2008 1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created w 0 Comments, 122 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An Indecent Proposal 3/15/2008 The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The man peered over his paper and asked "Would you le 0 Comments, 117 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sex Problem 3/5/2008 A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife doesn't want to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into 0 Comments, 145 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Tales From Beyond The Grave 3/5/2008 A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Remembering The Old Days 3/5/2008 "Oh John, do you remember, the last time we were up here was 25 years ago and we made love for the very first time near an old disused barn. I wonder if we could find it again." "I shouldn't think it' 0 Comments, 64 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Traffic Cop Retirement Home 3/5/2008 An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse 0 Comments, 71 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Freezing To Death 3/5/2008 Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death, " says the second. "That's awful, " says the first man. "How does it fe 0 Comments, 53 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Oversized Members Of The Regiment 3/5/2008 Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you 0 Comments, 67 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Best Sex He Ever Had 3/5/2008 A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed. They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure; she wa 0 Comments, 74 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Birth Control Pills 1/31/2008 An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then 0 Comments, 341 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Caught In The Act 1/30/2008 This Guy leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough not to piss his wife off for drinking after work. He gets home and finds his boss in bed with his wife. Later, back at the bar, the guy tel 0 Comments, 349 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Delivering A Message 1/30/2008 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his f 0 Comments, 187 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Hero Of The Hour 1/30/2008 Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad ti 0 Comments, 233 Views, 0 Votes | |
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An occupational hazard… 1/30/2008 One night a man was drinking in a bar and he had to go to the bathroom. While he was going, he noticed that there were three black men next to him at the urinals. He happened to look down and was shoc 0 Comments, 223 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Customer Care 1/29/2008 One day little Johnny was playing with his toy train and it was going round and round when he stoped it he said, "all you sons of bitches getting on get on, and all you sons of bitches gettin off get 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I Like The Way You're Thinking 1/29/2008 Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many w 0 Comments, 94 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Lone Ranger 1/29/2008 A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout th 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Beautiful 1/29/2008 One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded wi 0 Comments, 128 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Learning To Count 1/29/2008 Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps: 1. Unbutton pants 2. Pull pants down 3. Pull foreskin back 4. Pee 5. Push foreskin forward 6. Pull pants up a 0 Comments, 79 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Iowa Taxidermist In Alabama 1/26/2008 This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya... wher 0 Comments, 189 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What's The Difference... 1/26/2008 What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo? On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the n 0 Comments, 142 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Quick Thinking Rednecks 1/26/2008 One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get bus 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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More You Might Be A Redneck If... 1/26/2008 Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture. The rear tires on your car ar 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Vacation At The Nudist Beach 1/25/2008 Two parents take their on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the goes and plays in the water. The comes running up to his mom and says "Mommy, I saw ladi 0 Comments, 222 Views, 0 Votes | |
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101 Uses For Vaseline 1/25/2008 A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?" "Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, gra 0 Comments, 197 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Fetching The Sneakers 1/25/2008 A guy stops to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. His friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you get me my sneakers for me?" The guy goes upstairs, and there are his friend's two go 0 Comments, 93 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The Gorilla Extractor 1/25/2008 A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house. Trying to figure out what to 0 Comments, 119 Views, 0 Votes |
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