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How not to get a date
 
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My Newest Fan....
Posted:Dec 27, 2019 7:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2020 8:44 pm
4311 Views

Him:
Hi! Like your style. You are the first I have responded on this site..I can't keep up with all the ...well I'm old ...If I just wanted have I would...What is greater..Is a best friend you trust and making love...Big difference...I guess I'm far away...I just moved and bought a houses airbnb on the Mckenzie river. I mention this because even though I'm beyond the miles standards..Maybe a mini Vaca is in order?...I still have properties on the coast also so I'm not all the time...It's so beautiful up and your profile struck a nerve and I connected with all you stated...Lets fave it...Finding someone get along with is much harder that finding someone have with..I forward hearing from you!
/27/2019 3: pm

:
Thank you very much for contacting and the kind words. Distance is a huge thing for , I am married, and time is very limited. I am looking for someone that lives in Salem. It sounds as though you own properties throughout Oregon, and possibly live somewhere else. We all have do what works best for ourselves. I wish you much luck on , you seem nice, have a wonderful profile and pictures. Namaste
/27/2019 3:34 pm

Him:
Ok..I will get a property in Eugene! Close enough?
/27/2019 5:06 pm
You are pretty demanding for being married? Do you have a picture? so I know someone didn' try beat your while on fire our with a garden rake?
/27/2019 5:09 pm
Nevermind..I just saw some details I missed earlier...Good luck you
/27/2019 5: pm

:
I am pretty demanding for being married? I have every right like the smell, taste, body, home location, car, hair,, dick, etc of the people I am going fuck.
Most people find me attractive, but better yet, I am a nice person. I kindly responded you, and yet you were a total dick . Thank you for the blog entry...I'll keep your profile a secret . Now, take a deep breath, and learn accept a nice...No thank you. Namaste
/27/2019 7: pm

I bet he wishes he hadn't wasted all those points.
9 Comments
What the actual fuck?
Posted:Oct 24, 2019 9:16 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2020 8:20 am
3749 Views

So...this dude sent a message earlier, how I should suck him dry....and I just blocked him.
Then he popped up on IM with this....

Shycub** Good luck in your loveless marriage
8:56 PM

Me: What the fuck is your problem?
8:57 PM

Him: Your attitude towards me
8:59 PM

Him: I talk polite people
8:59 PM

: I went your profile and blocked you.
9:00 PM

Him: Good
9:00 PM

: This is the first message you sent ....A song as you suck dry I'll fuck you for hours...was that polite?

reply....
Hmmm....First, you should start with hello. Second, if you are going make such a bold statement, you should proofread. Namaste

Me:
So, stop contacting me.
9:02 PM

He is still typing. Grow the fuck up and act like an adult.
2 Comments
Sweet Baby Jesus....
Posted:Jan 4, 2019 12:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2019 12:09 am
3986 Views

I had no clue what was happening here....

GosToEleven 50M
HA! Your profile made me smile, gf! man here (50) but I'd make you laugh and cum! []
12/27/2018 4:50 pm

Me....Thank you. I a funny .
12/27/2018 6:50 pm

I tried to send photos but they won't send. 😩
Q: How do you convince a Gresham to give you a blowjob?
12/28/2018 9:47

Me....I don't live in Gresham, so I have no idea.
12/28/2018 2:36 pm

Random joke, not directed at you at all@
A: Dip it in Ranch.
��不 Now that's funny!
12/28/2018 3:32 pm

Me....Frank's hot sauce first.
12/28/2018 3:41 pm

Lol. down with that. 😉
Haha
I put that shit on everything, btw.
12/28/2018 4:15 pm

Then THIS...an entire week later. Not...how was your New Eve? Or, how have you been? Jesus....Grow up. 90% of the people on here have anger issues...and if I, as a human, do not know what the fuck your intent is, and have dealt with this....You are ignoring me bullshit...you get lumped into the same fucking pile as the rest of the angry men who do not know how to talk to a woman, let alone someone they are trying to fuck...remember, that IS why we are all here. I have been told that a gazillion times. So, this morning...

This whole silent treatment thing is not working for me. 😘
1/4/2019 8:43 am

Me.....Excuse me? You told me a joke. Period. If you want conversation, start one. Good luck on here.
1/4/2019 9:06 am

Was my attempt at a joke. Take a pill. Good luck to you princess.
1/4/2019 10:32 am

And then HE blocked ME. UGH....
3 Comments
Rebel_Kane_rk........so much anger...
Posted:Sep 3, 2018 7:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2019 8:57 pm
4197 Views

Rebel Kane rk 38M • Portland, OR


Lets mate
8/30/2018 8:10pm

Me......Nope.
8/30/2018 8:30pm

Awww
8/30/2018 8:48pm

Go sit an spin on a dirty fire hydrant, a yellow one, with rust on it. Fuck yourself raw!
9/3/2018 2:04am

Me......That was quite adult of you. Figure out how to approach women or accept a hard pass. Im going to report you now for being abusive. Namaste
9/3/2018 7:14am
2 Comments
Let's talk about your penis, labia and butt hole...
Posted:Jan 23, 2018 10:18 am
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2020 2:27 pm
4648 Views

First of all.....Know your audience. Not all of us want those particular body parts repeatedly shoved in our faces. Some of you are seriously gross.
I love men and women, I love penises, labias, balls, vaginas, and an occasional clean butt hole......I also like classy...right out of the gate.

So, let's say you decide that you have the best penis (we will focus on this, well, because it is my blog) on this site. You take an up-close picture with cum oozing out. Or flaccid....hanging between your thighs, laying next to your TV remote, a can of soup, your deodorant spray, your moms ruler, or a fucking cucumber. All veiny, oiled up, hairy, stubly, discolored, pimply. Like 50,000 like minded people who think their particularly aforementioned part will stand out IT DOES NOT!

On the right side of my screen.....I see ....penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis, penis......ooooo a nice torso pic taken in a hot tub. Click.

If there are penis pictures available on your profile....am I going to look? Hell yes. If they are fun, black and white, you are naked in front of your car, with another person, oiled, veiny .... I am going to look. You have to get me there first...I will come. Bada Bing....

Secondly....this is not just me talking. The unsolicited dic pic....which is now your profile pic...is something the majority of us want to look for, on our own. You have lowered your bar. But, I support those people who want to see 50.000 dicks and try to remember who is who. Obviously you are detail oriented. LOL
Now, the fun dic pictures are different....Donut man with the pickle...HIGH FIVE! And I contacted you, and you are fun!

Lastly....if you IM or message me, If you send me a picture of anything mentioned, I will just block you, Free members will get schooled, once.
I understand some of you like to send and receive the dick, labia and butthole pictures, but my advice is....You attract what you use for bait.
4 Comments
What the fuck?
Posted:Aug 30, 2017 8:59 am
Last Updated:Oct 24, 2019 7:29 pm
6758 Views

So, this just happened. I changed his profile name, in case one of you likes this bullshit. An hour out of my life....but I got a new blog. Score!

ripcityfan good morning gorgeous
8/30/2017 7:35 am
Me
Good morning to you.
8/30/2017 7:46 am
ripcityfan
youa re quite pretty and delicious looking
8/30/2017 7:47 am
Me
I appreciate the compliments....You are just too far away.
8/30/2017 7:49 am
ripcityfan
i'm in portland and moving to salem.. so i'm not far away babe.. and i'm sure you are worth any drive
8/30/2017 7:50 am
Me
When are you moving? I have heard this before...LOL.
8/30/2017 7:55 am
ripcityfan
as soon as my house sells.. seriously.. look up my house online..***** 172nd Portland ORegon.. 97230.. been trying for over two months.. i'm not lowering my price anymore though..
8/30/2017 7:56 am
Me
That's too bad, I hope it sells for you. Have you found an area down here that you like?
8/30/2017 7:59 am
ripcityfan
no.. wanna help me? I'm Rick..
8/30/2017 8:00 am
Me
Hahaha....I might. Have you read my profile? I have no issue meeting people, I just never make promises.
8/30/2017 8:11 am
ripcityfan
you and me should play.. multiple times
8/30/2017 8:12 am
Me
Hmmm.....well, I need to meet you, like you. You also need to be in Salem. I am serious abut this. I have dated men out of the area, and it is hit and miss. Sticking to my decision.
8/30/2017 8:15 am
ripcityfan
you want a guy with a ton of stamina and is fun to take out and about?
8/30/2017 8:16 am
Me
Ok....I have to get to work....Thank you for contacting me. I'll send good juju for the sale of your house. Namaste....
8/30/2017 8:17 am
ripcityfan
what about texting and flirting?
8/30/2017 8:17 am
Me
All my guys have stamina, are fun, we text and flirt. But, I know them. I work a ton, and am looking for someone in the Salem area. If that comes to fruition, I would love to meet you, and see what happens. Until then, this works for me.
Ok...I need to get my butt going.....
8/30/2017 8:26 am
ripcityfan
whatever.. you women must like treating men like shit
8/30/2017 8:27 am
Me
Wow.....Did you ever read what I am looking for? Salem dude. Salem. You seemed like a nice man, until you got pushy. Quality over crappy quantity. I still wish you well. Namaste
8/30/2017 8:34 am
ripcityfan
pushy? no you women on ALL sites that are involving men, treat men like shit. like we owe you a bowing or something. no you ruined it when you talked like a complete SKANKY slut saying ALL your guys.. disease spreading . any man that wants a is apiece of shit..
8/30/2017 8:35 am

So, this is the difference between dating a true lifestyle person and a pushy asshole. No means No....without a barrage of temper tantrums and name calling.
Still.......Namaste to him.
Still...
5 Comments
Hahaha.....Some of you are crazy.
Posted:Aug 16, 2016 5:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2019 6:11 pm
7340 Views

MoldavianTravel
Nice hair and body !
To bad you are so ridged for who you want to meet .
I would be interested in you if I fit your ridged requirements.
Salem is for me 40 minuets away.
5/10/2016 8:59 am

MoldavianTravel
If you ever would make some exceptions to your wants I would really like to see if we can be interested in each other to have a fun sexual friendship.
I do sleep overs with great enthusiasm for fun between us.
Love to wake up a women I'm sleep with to use my hard cock in her I get really every night past 1 am .
6/20/2016 9:36 am

MoldavianTravel
It seems you have a amazing beautiful body and most likely attractive looks, so unlucky for me I don't live in Salem so I could ask you for us to get to know each other..
7/19/2016 3:41 am

MoldavianTravel
I see you are checking me out .
Don't be shy we are looking for the same thing .
I'm not married and not dating anyone.
Self employed, clean and STD free.
Dale
8/16/2016 1:53 pm

Me
Thank you for contacting me .....again. I think the site has a hand in the viewing department. With that being said, in your original email to me, you called me rigid. I am not on here to hook up with everyone. I know exactly what I am looking for in a partner, and I do not mean to be disrespectful. Good luck in your search. Namaste
8/16/2016 3:06 pm

MoldavianTravel
OK let me help you in not gawking at my profile over and over like you been doing !

YOU ARE BLOCKED !
1 comment
John, You have become an asshole.
Posted:Jun 29, 2016 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Apr 30, 2019 6:21 pm
8297 Views

John
Great Profile.. Let's talk...
3/18/2016 1:19 pm

john Let's talk.. and see ?
3/19/2016 11:24 am

John Hi.. I see you where checking my profile.. [] You have a Great Profile ]
Let's talk and see if there is any interest ] My email is
john **** at hot mail dot com
4/7/2016 10:30 pm

Me
Hi John...Yes, I did peek. I see you are in Portland, and I am solely looking for someone in Salem. Thank you for contacting me and good luck in your search.

John I'm in Salem all the time for business and I have a guy down there
redoing one of my cars so I'm checking on him all the time.
Let's talk and see...
4/8/2016 10:27 pm

john I sure would like to meet you
4/15/2016 8:21 am

john How are you doing..
4/21/2016 10:41 am

john Any interests I'm in Salem weekly and if traffic is good it
only takes me 45 min. Let's talk.. I'm in to giving pleasure..
5/31/2016 8:40 am

john Let's Talk.. You Just Might Find a Nice Guy
6/1/2016 9:57 pm

john Question.. If I'm down there all the time and I do the driving
What do you have to lose if we did connect. It's not all about sex
with me I looking for a long term and somebody that want to go
do things this summer.. Just because I'm on here don't mean I
just want to fuck and run.. We just have High Sex Drives
john6/1/2016 10:10 pm

Me
Once again, thank you for contacting me. I am not one to be pursued, I have given you my answer, and I wish you luck.
6/1/2016 10:57 pm

john I just seen you where looking at my profile..
6/2/2016 8:38 am

john Great Profile.. So what does a nice guy like me have
to do to meet you for a drink or talk [] I'm easy going
in and out of bed. Do you like Hot Oil Massages
Let's talk.. 6/17/2016 10:11 am

Me
How does a nice girl like me make it any clearer that I am not interested? I wish you all the best on here, but it is not going to be me. This is now the third time I have declined.
6/17/2016 4:36 pm

john How Are You Doing On This Nice Day..
6/28/2016 5:07 pm

Me
I thought I had made it clear. Please stop contacting me.
6/29/2016 8:34 am

john It Showed You Looked At My Profile.. I Was Just Trying To Be Nice
Something Your "NOT" Your Not Bad Looking But Your "NOT THAT Hot"
Don't Worry It Won't Happen Again. I'll Block You.. Have a Great Day
6/29/2016 9:46 am

Me
For the future..AdultFriendFinder recycles pictures on the side to make you think people are looking at you. Thanks for being a gentleman right to the end. Why don't you go back and read what you have written. You are overbearing and assuming, and frankly sound desperate. That was me not being nice.
6/29/2016 12:33

He has not blocked me. Mother of Pearl....some of you need to grow up. I did not show his profile, I'm hoping he will learn and change his approach. He probably is a really nice guy, he just doesn't know how to convey it. Namaste to all.
3 Comments
How not to get a date with a lady
Posted:Apr 5, 2016 8:36 am
Last Updated:Jun 18, 2018 7:37 pm
8044 Views

HawaiiBoung2017 48M
Portland, OR

Wow.....as of May 22.....this guy has deactivated his profile. I hope he felt the wrath of his stupid choice. I'm still leaving this up...hoping it will enlighten.

HawaiiBoung2017
Looking good
3/31/2016 9:55 am
HawaiiBoung2017
No dice?
4/2/2016 9:28 am
Me
Thank you....I am really looking for someone in the Salem area. I appreciate your messages.
4/2/2016 9:46 am
HawaiiBoung2017
I would come visit you easily babe
4/2/2016 9:48 am
HawaiiBoung2017
Stuck up much?
4/5/2016 8:05 am
Me
Wow....I am assuming you don't date much. I do not need you to contact me again, actually I'll make it easy from my end.
4/5/2016 8:09 am
HawaiiBoung2017
Ride fuckin cunt I pray you get beaten and r****
4/5/2016 8:10 am
HawaiiBoung2017
Piece of shit cunt. Catch a disease cunt
4/5/2016 8:10 am
HawaiiBoung2017
Old hag
4/5/2016 8:10 am
Me
Luckily I work for the Oregon State Troopers. I am turning your information over to the site first, blocking you for abuse, and then contacting the Oregon District Attorney. You just threatened me. I would suggest you close this road show down and get some anger management therapy.
4/5/2016 8:16 am
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